• "I called in a "No Questions Asked" with Lily. But, wait, why didn’t you do that? You must have like a million of those.”
    - “I’ve never asked Lily to do anything ‘no questions asked’.”

    (Source: himymthebest, via vvankinq)

  • pay-money:

    All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost;

    The old that is strong does not wither,
    Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

    From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
    A light from the shadows shall spring;

    Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
    The crownless again shall be king.

    —J.R.R. Tolkien

    (Source: dudes-being-guys, via thirsty-dean)

  • thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    wonderhawk:

    themetaisawesome:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    PLOT TWIST O.O

    Sleeping Beauty becomes about three princesses who try to keep a fairy safe

    Cinderella becomes the story of a princess trying to find the man with the right shoe size

    And Lion King becomes the story of a lion cheering up a warthog and meerkat after they get framed for murder

    ^^ I approve of this

    I want to see these movies remade in this way now :D

    (Source: equilibrium44, via platinumspookyreportingforduty)

  • teacakes:

    OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

    (Source: dumbegg, via tyleroakley)

  • kevytlevi:

    i thought my anime phase was over but then it hit back twice as bad as before

    (Source: pirachu, via fatwink)

  • kenway:

    watch at least the first minute of this

    (Source: kenwaymoved, via tuhree)

  • wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

    (Source: vocaroo, via laughbitches)

  • ivantalia:

    aph-latvia:

    science side of tumblr explain please

    (via cordure)

  • rocketssurgery:

    Decided to make a handy graphic after seeing a lot of misinformation spread around tumblr. Current science isn’t perfect and definitions are bound to change, but I wanted to push back against the hostile attitude against it because it seems like a lot of people are being hostile for the wrong reasons.

    Please let me know if there are any factual errors, thank you :)

  • iraffiruse:

    The potatoes have escaped

    (via jokespace)

  • elderleaves:

    paperstreet-soapcompany:

    a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

    a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention

    (via doitsu)